She draws. She designs. She photographs and Photoshops. She’s even been known to slash defenseless copy when the writer turns his back.

Keep your hands away from the cage, ladies and gentleman. To the untrained eye, Kathy Sheridan appears to be a perfectly normal human life form. Yet beneath that placid exterior beats the heart of a raging genetic mutation—devouring raw concepts in a single bite. What happens next, good people, is beyond the understanding of modern science.

What would you pay to witness, first-hand, the Creativore perform her mysterious, alchemical artistry? Public viewing hours are from noon until 1:00 PM every third Monday of the month.